When asked if wires could talk the owner of this blog simply said : “YES! If they can have sex they sure can talk”

Now wipe off that silly look on your face and lemme explain. Remember when you left your IPOD the other day at the back of your car and before you know it, the headphones were all over your shoe lace? The same shoe lace that you were looking for but never found? How did it happen? I haven’t got a clue but I know this.. them things are obsessed with being all over each other. You just put two wires, cables, cords you name it.. and you have yourself a show! It gets really embarrassing when it happens around kids I just take any piece of cloth and throw it on the wires saying : For the love of God.. Have you no shame?

Sweet init? Going to the pet store now..

Many websites I visit have this slogan or link. They seem pretty serious; But with all the aid and the countless rich people giving money away to be exempt of Taxes or to feel good about themselves there are still plenty of poor people amongst us.. Fear not, for I have found the answer not just any answer but THE answer. A solution that is faster and more realistic : lets launch : MakerichA$$holeshistory.org we would all be the same wouldn’t we? Now how many celebrities would join that!? I wonder..

Restart is the brother of all-evil, you never plan for it. It just happens! it does not happen when you are away from the PC watching your favorite show, nooooo, that is not the way Bill designed it to function. It is more likely to happen when you’re in the middle of something say… words away from finishing your 1500 word essay or when you just got to know this hot mamma *my pc needs restarting! And she goes.. yeah sure! and by the time you’re back someone else hooked her up, but look at the bright side, your PC has just restarted.

Who do you have to thank? No one other than Bill. *I need to restart now! ciao