{"id":214,"date":"2006-03-27T03:39:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-27T10:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/?p=214"},"modified":"2006-03-27T03:39:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-27T10:39:00","slug":"dad-busted-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/?p=214","title":{"rendered":"dad BUSTED!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5717\/665\/1600\/scan.0.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5717\/665\/320\/scan.0.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; color: #000000\">27 years stuck with this lousy name and dad would never tell me why.. And now I know!! He gets to be called major without setting a foot in a battlefield!!<\/p>\n<p>This wedding invitation was meant for me &#8230; suddenly dad is so proud of it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>27 years stuck with this lousy name and dad would never tell me why.. And now I know!! He gets to be called major without setting a foot in a battlefield!! This wedding invitation was meant for me &#8230; suddenly dad is so proud of it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5B5q-3s","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}