{"id":191,"date":"2006-01-14T16:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-14T23:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/?p=191"},"modified":"2006-01-14T16:54:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-14T23:54:00","slug":"episode-two-agent-pendejo-the-lone-warrior-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"Episode two: Agent pendejo ,The lone warrior."},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

According to the STTW (Somalia-To-The-World<\/strong>) I shall save his real identity by calling him <\/span>pendejo. <\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

“<\/span>Pendejo, they’ve stolen my boots man!” I’ve said. I needed someone to sympathies with the loss; someone to understand the magnitude of what I am faced with.<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

– <\/span><\/span><\/span>Yes I see that<\/span><\/em><\/span>. Raed do you know about Somalia<\/st1:place><\/st1:country-region>? <\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

– <\/span><\/span><\/span>The country<\/span><\/em><\/span>? Yeah but what does that have to do with anything? <\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

– <\/span><\/span><\/span>Do you know how many people are dying there out of hunger? <\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

– <\/span><\/span><\/span>I.. <\/span><\/em><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/o:p><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

I point to where the boots where last seen, I become speechless like a tennis fan, as I look at him again. Does he not understand? His words are no longer understandable, as they sound like lyrics of a song played at distance. <\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

– <\/span><\/span><\/span>What are you saying <\/span>pendejo<\/span>? <\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

– <\/span><\/span><\/span>Look, I understand how difficult this is for you, but in compare to Somalis who are dying out of hunger this is hardly..<\/o:p><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– <\/span><\/span><\/span>Do they eat boots? I cut him off. <\/o:p><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– <\/span><\/span><\/span>That’s not what I am getting at. <\/o:p><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– <\/span><\/span><\/span>Well, what are you getting at? How does this make me happy? $hit man! Am depressed even more, Now my boots are stolen and Somalis are dying out of hunger. Listen, if we find them boots I promise we would talk some more about this.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

To Be Continued…
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\n<\/span><\/span>pendejo: fool in Spanish <\/o:p><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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