<\/o:p><\/p>\nI call agent A and they go of course sir, our ipod technision is going to have a look at it, and I wonder suddenly there is an ipod technition out there? What about an ipod engineer? Fancy init?
\n-What do you do for living? Oh I am an engineer.<\/p>\n
– Nice<\/p>\n
– Mechanical?<\/p>\n
– Oh No, I am an ipod engineer.<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\n <\/o:p><\/p>\nAnyways, I get there and I had to ,being me, to forget something which in this case was the power cable.Now I have to be honest, I did remember prior to me leaving the house, I just thought big deal : hey! it’s the agent you are going to man!<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nThe first thing the agent asks for: where is power cable sir?<\/p>\n
For fudge sake you are the solo tech center and you do not have a power cable?<\/p>\n
We do not sir.<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nRight!<\/p>\n
Well lets hook it to the puter then shall we?<\/p>\n
Ok sir.<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nWait a minute why am I telling you how to go about your job?!<\/p>\n
Two brains better than one sir.<\/p>\n
Oh in this case umm then umm.. Okay !<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nI see, the crying IPod-ai \u00df<\/span><\/span> keralite accent<\/p>\nHa?<\/p>\n
Tsk tsk tsk.<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nDo you have the bill sir?<\/p>\n
No, but you can trace it through apple’s serial number.<\/p>\n
Yes of course.<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nSir you need to take it to the hardware center<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nHe Gives out directions which involve two stores that you would not be able to locate unless you lived in this part of town and at someone point in my childhood I actually did *lucky me.
\nI arrived there when an inner whisper goes: Hey something is wrong! There is nothing here that says apple, no hardware no software.. this is a junk yard! There were some old T.V’s, some Old printers , some old everything but Apple stuff.<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nHi.<\/p>\n
Plenty of happy phillpinos and Indians throwing papers at each other.<\/p>\n
Oh how \u0642<\/span>an we help you?<\/p>\nUmm is this apple store?<\/p>\n
Yes op \u0642<\/span>ourse<\/p>\n <\/o:p><\/p>\nI leave it with them and as a proof; I show them the unused headphones the Indian man goes : tsk tsk…. berry berry Unlucky!<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nYou don’t say!<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nVe vell call you first ting tomorrow.<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nYeah well I will be waiting. Next morning:<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\n-Hello blah blah blah<\/p>\n
Oh the Te\u0642<\/span>nition is out right now.<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\nAnd what do you expect his tech-ness to show his a$$? <\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n <\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\nWe will <\/span>gib you a \u0642<\/span>all ,sir.<\/p>\n <\/o:p><\/p>\n(Sighs) ok..<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nDays pass nearly a weak<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nI call saying the following : ” In the name of Mickey Mouse most laughable and absurd. The god your company believes in, since it’s a mickey mouse company, when will I ever receive my IFREAKINGPOD?<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nThe te\u0642<\/span>ntion is having many ipods sir!<\/p>\n <\/o:p><\/p>\nWhat are you kidding me?<\/p>\n
No sir.<\/p>\n
My uncle cracks up saying: ” if I was him man I would hang up saying (customer service isn’t necessarily Disney land Sir, sometimes it’s painful A$$hole)<\/p>\n
Am like aren’t you special, unc?<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nA week after I call going ” Hi my name is Raed and I have a bad headache .NOW, you’re going to ask me why I do?”<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nSorry sir?<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nRight.. get me your boss.<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nHello hi, my name is Raed I have a bad headache care to ask why?<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nUmm why?<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nBecause I have paid 2500 Dirhams for something I am not getting do you understand how frustrating it is?<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nYes, our guy looked at it, and he says it needs to be reclaimed.<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nHow long is that gonna take hot shot ?<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\n5 weeks!<\/p>\n
<\/o:p><\/p>\nRemember when you cried so hard as a kid, and you went out of breath? That is how I’ve felt and sounded for the rest of the day. <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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