{"id":158,"date":"2005-11-18T13:12:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-18T20:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/?p=158"},"modified":"2005-11-18T13:12:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T20:12:00","slug":"wires-organisms-or-just-wires","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/?p=158","title":{"rendered":"Wires.. organisms or just wires?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed\">When asked if wires could talk the owner of this blog simply said : &#8220;<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">YES! If they can have sex they sure can talk&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed; font-weight: bold\"><o:p> <\/o:p><\/p>\n<p>    Now wipe off that silly look on your face and <span style=\"color: #cc0000; font-size: 130%\">lemme explain<\/span>. Remember when you left your IPOD the other day at the back of your car and before you know it, the headphones were all over your shoe lace? The same shoe lace that you were looking for but never found? <span> <\/span>How did it happen? I haven&#8217;t got a clue but I know this.. them things are obsessed with being all over each other. You just put two wires, cables, cords you name it..<span>  <\/span>and you have yourself a show! It gets really embarrassing<span>  <\/span>when it happens around kids I just take any piece of cloth and throw it on the wires saying : For the love of God.. <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Have you no shame?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5717\/665\/1600\/wires-1.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5717\/665\/320\/wires-1.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed\"><span style=\"font-style: italic\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left; direction: ltr; unicode-bidi: embed\"><o:p> <\/o:p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When asked if wires could talk the owner of this blog simply said : &#8220;YES! If they can have sex they sure can talk&#8221; Now wipe off that silly look on your face and lemme explain. Remember when you left your IPOD the other day at the back of your car and before you know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5B5q-2y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kilmt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}